Goblin Industry vs. Black Camp Orcs

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Goblin Industry vs. Black Camp Orcs

Beitrag von Slarn » Do 7. Sep 2017, 13:57

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And there he stood:
A lonely, sack-carrying-goblin, surrounded by a group of orcs from Black Camp.

At first, he had seen them from afar, and thought they were some orcs from his own camp - the Orc Lager, and imagined they were planning to attack the Black Camp.

So he approached them, with an intention to assist them in their siege - a big mistake for poor Slarn, for only when it was too late, did he realize they were not on his side.

Knowing he couldn't fight them all and survive, the goblin's first thought was to use one of his bombs he carried in his bag, and explode - killing himself with them, at the same time.

However, when he noticed they were more curious about him, than simply wanted to kill him, he thought he could instead try to talk his way out of this grim situation, which he had gotten himself into.

"What are you carrying in your sack, little goblin?" asked the orc leader from Black Camp.

"Snakes, and stones" replied Slarn - and burst into a mad, psychotic laughter.

Some of the surrounding orcs took a few steps back, as they heard the unnerving laughter of this strange, psychotic goblin - and even looked a bit terrified, when they heard that there are snakes about.

"Why do you carry them in your sack, and why are you bringing snakes and stones to the Black Camp?" continued the leader, and he looked a bit confused.

"I carry them in my sack because that's what I want to carry, and I bring the contents of the sack to wherever I go, whenever I go" replied Slarn.
"However, the contents of the sack are not intended for the Black Camp - at least not this time" replied the Slarn, and again burst into a loud, psychotic laughter.

The orc leader looked even more confused.
"So why DID you come here?" he asked.

Slarn stopped laughing and his expression and the tone tone of his voice changed immediately into that of aggressive and reprimanding.

"I am here to deliver a message to the orcs of the Black Camp", he replied.

"Quit being a traitor to your own race - Join us in our fight against the humans, the elves, and the dwarves.
Forsake the Black Camp - join the Orc Lager's cause instead; behave like true orcs and quit serving and protecting these weak races who let you into their camp.
If all the orcs, goblins and trolls from the other camps would join the Orc Lager's cause - we will be unstoppable; none shall stand in our way and the land shall be ours!!!
Also, if you join us, you will get to enjoy the power that Maglubiet has given to the goblins!!!

The orcs spoke among themselves for a few minutes, then surrounded the goblin again.

"Very well", replied the orc leader.
"You will accompany us to our camp, and there we shall speak some more of your proposal.
But first, you must leave your weapons at the gate, and don't you dare to open that sack of yours!!!"

Slarn surrendered the two daggers he carried in his pouches.
He remained calm, as he knew that the orcs don't even realize he is carrying a much deadlier weapon on him - especially, as the orcs didn't bother checking the small bag he carried, beside his sack.

Suddenly, after crossing the Black Camp's gate, the orcs seized Slarn, placed a pair of handcuffs on him, and tied him to their camp's inner-wall.
One of the orcs had tried grabbing the goblin's sack, but once he saw there are slithering movements inside the sack, he let it go immediately.
Then, one of the orcs pulled out a yellow potion, and forcefully poured its contents down the goblin's throat.

Slarn, was furious for this deception, and screamed in anger, while coughing and spitting the remains of that bitter potion, that made him dizzy.

"What we have just given you is a potion of truth", said the orc leader.
"Now we will know if you lied to us or not".

The orcs asked the goblin all sorts of questions, and, to their amazement, they realized he was telling the truth, for he repeated the same proposal as before.

"You stupid orcs" said Slarn when the potion's effect wore off after a few minutes.
"Do you think I have an intention of lying to you?
I have already shouted that same proposal yesterday, when we attacked your camp at night.

"Well, we couldn't hear it yesterday, as there was too much noise.
Also, there was a large explosion that destroyed our gate - only now did we manage to fix it completely", replied the orc leader.
"We didn't know the Orc Lager employs wizards that can blow up gates"...

"Wizards?!" asked Slarn.
"No wizards - only the Goblin Industry who possess the power of Maglubiyet" - and again he burst into mad laughter.

"What IS this power you speak of?" asked the orc leader angrily.
"Show it to us now!"

"No!" replied the goblin assertively.
"First you release Slarn from the chains that you put him in, then you return him his daggers and escort him safely outside the Black camp.
Only then will Slarn show you the power, as he will not share it with humans, elves and dwarves who stare at him here!"

The orcs' curiosity forced them to fulfill the goblin's demands.

Once he was safely outside, Slarn pulled out a small, red bomb from his bag, and held it firmly in front of the orcs.
The orcs panicked, retreated 10 steps away from him, and raised their weapons and shields in defense.

Suddenly, a pair of eyes and an evil-looking-mouth appeared on Slarn's bomb, and it started speaking:

"Opponents!
Many opponents!
Ignite... ignite me now!
Let me explode and blast them to smithereens!!!" requested the speaking bomb from Slarn.

"Be silent, my love!", commanded Slarn to his bomb "I am not igniting you... yet.
I am merely showing you to these orcs.
Have patience, my love, you will explode soon - I assure you".

"You see", said Slarn to the orcs from Black Camp, "THIS is the power of Maglubiyet that I possess - and I have many more of them".
Now, I am telling you this for one last time:
Join us - and benefit from it, or, continue to oppose us - and die from it".

"W...why shouldn't we just k... kill you now, and t... take the bombs for ourselves?", asked the orc leader in fear of the bomb.

"Sure, you can kill me" replied Slarn, "but know that these bombs are alive - you saw how it spoke to me - and it only speaks to me.
The bombs will ignite and explode only when I tell them to, and no other than me can use them; you would end up holding a useless item in your hand, if you choose to kill me and take them.
That is... IF you even manage to take them, as I will not hesitate exploding with the rest of you, right here and right now!!!".

"Retreat!", ordered the orc leader to his orcs from Black Camp.
"We are going back to camp - I will not risk the chance of this crazy goblin exploding and killing us all", and the entire group of orcs turned away towards the Black Gate, and left the lonely goblin on the field.

"Yes, Run! Run away!" shouted Slarn at the Black Camp orcs from a distance.
"Flea like the human weaklings you have become!
"You are not orcs - you are humans to us; true orcs would have at least tried to fight!"

"Come, my love", he whispered to his bomb, and kissed it.
"We will kill them all later - when we are better prepared!"

The goblin had then placed his bomb back into his bag, and started marching away, towards the Orc Lager - where the true orcs are.
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Re: Goblin Industry vs. Black Camp Orcs

Beitrag von Tarbûrzakh » Do 7. Sep 2017, 14:20

Lovely littel story :)
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Re: Goblin Industry vs. Black Camp Orcs

Beitrag von Sharuk » Do 7. Sep 2017, 23:43

Yes, I like it too. And you have to imagine his voice as if he was telling it to you himself. ^-^
Slarn, you are a great addition to the OCL. :up:

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Re: Goblin Industry vs. Black Camp Orcs

Beitrag von Slarn » Fr 8. Sep 2017, 00:35

Thanks a lot, dear friends :)
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Re: Goblin Industry vs. Black Camp Orcs

Beitrag von Stripe » Fr 8. Sep 2017, 09:03

Sharuk hat geschrieben:
Do 7. Sep 2017, 23:43
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Slarn, you are a great addition to the OCL. :up:
That you are for sure. It´s great to have you aboard! :up:

I like your story. I´d have loved to see those Orks running, with their tails between their legs ;D
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Re: Goblin Industry vs. Black Camp Orcs

Beitrag von Slarn » Fr 8. Sep 2017, 10:15

:woohoo:
Many thanks fr these compliments 8D!
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